He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is so unfair. Seriously, it's like turning Brad Pitt down for a date. The girl who could actually do it should win an award for idiot of the century. Colleen Houck
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The world is so unfair. Seriously, it's like turning Brad Pitt down for a date. The girl who could actually do it should win an award for idiot of the century! I mean, if the girl who could actually do it wins an award for idiot of the century, then that means that Brad Pitt should be able to get a date with the person who turns him down for a date! He has no chance of sleeping with a gal. And I'm pretty sure that Brad Pitt doesn't have any faults, but he'll probably never be able to get a date with someone as gorgeous as this girl who turned him down.

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